white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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