Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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