Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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