I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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