Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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