he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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