i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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