So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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