Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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