I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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