yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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