You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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