just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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