you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.