Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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