Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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