And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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