hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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