You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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