so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
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now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
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Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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