Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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