It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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