Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I party with great urgency now.
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