Are we in a gay sports bar?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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