Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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