2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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