How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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