how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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