I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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