Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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