We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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