If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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