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This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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