Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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