i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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Have you been drinking my beer?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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