Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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