why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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