Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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