"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Randomize
