Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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