I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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