yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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