have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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