I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Just cropdusted the office
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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