I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
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Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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