she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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