Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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