I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Is Oprah even human
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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