oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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