just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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