At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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