My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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