C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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