I hate your face
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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