I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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