Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
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you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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