Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
