my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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