problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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