Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
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HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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